Friday, March 03, 2006

Pets Save An Obviously Shitty Marriage

Apparently actors Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe are not getting divorced now because they can't decide how to split up their pets.

WHAT?!?! If the only thing a marriage has going for it is that you have pets in common that you don't want to be away from, well then you might as well let one of them bite you and give you rabies right now because your life is pathetic and you are a waste of human skin.

To futher prove their psychoticness... these two freaks own an entire zoo, including parrots, dogs, a cat and a rabbit. Even if they just had one dog, I would hate them. But what kind of people purposely take in more than one animal?

I guarantee you that their house smells like a steaming platter of shit. They probably have marital problems because they have no friends since their acquaintances refuse to enter their stinky home, not to mention the fact that Hil and Chad are permanently (and willingly) tied to their home since they have so many non-humans to take care of.

Just to get you further infuriated: a family source says, "They are one big happy family and don't want to break it up."

PEOPLE LISTEN UP: YOU ARE NOT "FAMILY" WITH ANIMALS! A family is a group of related humans. I'm sure that if you look up the word "family" in the dictionary you would see that it does not include mongrels of other species that lick their own asses! Why would anyone even want to claim such furry messes as their own "flesh and blood"?!?!

Man, this is one fucked up planet we live on.

source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7

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