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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Keep eating, Fat Ass!



Weighing a whopping 33 pounds, the nine-year-old cat, astonishingly, still enjoys good health. This feline monster from Qingdao, Shandong Province, has a waist measurement of 31.5 inches.

The cat is so heavy it needs the help of its owner to get onto a bed -- so expecting him to fulfill his cat duties, such as catching vermin, might be a bit much. It would seem catching a nap, using his own little blanket and pillow, is the extent of his skills.

The cat has, according to his owner, no interest in fish, preferring to eat six pounds of chicken and pork each day.

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FINALLY! An uplifting story about a cat! I consider this fat cat's situation to be good news for this organization, Pet Free Lifestyle. This is because soon the world will be rid of one more cat. This cat can't possibly live much longer at the rate it's going.

If we're lucky it will just explode in a couple weeks and that will be the end of it. OR... another acceptable solution would be for it to die a slow, painful death.

Hhhmmm... which solution do you prefer?

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